[Harry Potter: In the End] SPOILERS
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heroescutiesTitle: In the End
Fandom:Harry Potter
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, James/Lily
Summary: In the end, one has to laugh.
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Time is not of relevance in the afterlife, and as such, there was really no telling how long had passed since Albus Dumbledore had graced their presence. With his usual twinkling, smiling eyes, he thanked them for assisting Harry and passed along the good news that the boy was alive and well, while Voldemort was not.
The group then turned back to Remus, whose welcome had been cut short with Harry's turn of the Resurrection Stone. While saddened to know that their companion had died in the fight, leaving behind a son; the group couldn't hide their happiness at seeing good ole Moony once again.
"To the afterlife," Sirius cheered, egged on by James no-doubt. Lily merely shook her head.
"I really should be looking for someone," Remus interrupted their cheers, looking around expectantly at the crowd of those having just died such as himself.
Sirius grinned as he pointed out a pink-haired woman hurrying in their direction to James. The two whispered a few words back and forth before turning their mischievous looks to Remus.
Tonks had reached Remus's side and he'd been sharing with her the good news that Harry had defeated Voldemort. She took relief in that, knowing then that her and her husband's deaths were not in vain. Their conversation was cut short as Remus overheard his nickname.
"Aha, so I see Moony has outdone us in the end," James started up.
Sirius continued, "Bloody git. Had to get in the last laugh on us, clearly."
Turning to his friends warily, he asked, "... Do I even want to know what you're talking about?"
"Moony, isn't it obvious? Let's see here, I've got my wife..." he put an arm around Lily, "Sirius had you as a boyfriend and...well lookie here- what's this? This vision with pink hair, who could she be?"
James said it with all the staged bravado and dramatics that Remus recalled him often using to feign sick and get out of class during their Hogwarts days. Of course, that only meant that Sirius would be in on the joke within a second's time. He didn't disappoint and piped in right on cue.
"Why Prongs, I do believe this lovely lady has a wedding ring on!"
Remus gave Tonks a look, hoping to convey with his eyes as much of "my friends are bloody mental" and "I am so sorry they are dragging you into one of their lunatic jokes" as he could.
"Oh could it be- yes, it could! Moony has a wife and a boyfriend in death," James said with a gasp.
Sirius shook his head, casually throwing an arm around James's shoulders, "Let's face it Prongs, we have lost to the seductive ways of chocolate. Remus Lupin has out pimped us all."
Sighing, and knowing that by now he should expect such behavior, Remus replied, "You're both mental."
"Awww, but you love us anyways," Sirius said, pressing a quick kiss to Remus's cheek.
James cleared his throat, "So, introductions oh Pimp-Master Lupin?"
"Better just go along with it..." Remus told himself, turning to his wife, "This is Nymphadora Tonks. Please call her Tonks. Tonks, these are my insane friends and Lily Potter. Please ignore everything you've just heard because clearly dying via drapery and hanging out with such drapery-killed people makes one lose all sense of logic."
Tonks suppressed a laugh as her cousin leaned over to her and whispered, "He's just shy, Tonks. You know...because he's such a pimp."
"The Pimp-Master, Padfoot. Get it right!" James corrected him.
"...are they always like this?" Tonks asked.
Lily shook her head as she watched Remus's vain attempts to stop James and Sirius from continuing.
"Don't worry. You'll get used to it."
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Comments are love ^^
Fandom:Harry Potter
Genre: Humor/Romance
Pairings: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks, James/Lily
Summary: In the end, one has to laugh.
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Time is not of relevance in the afterlife, and as such, there was really no telling how long had passed since Albus Dumbledore had graced their presence. With his usual twinkling, smiling eyes, he thanked them for assisting Harry and passed along the good news that the boy was alive and well, while Voldemort was not.
The group then turned back to Remus, whose welcome had been cut short with Harry's turn of the Resurrection Stone. While saddened to know that their companion had died in the fight, leaving behind a son; the group couldn't hide their happiness at seeing good ole Moony once again.
"To the afterlife," Sirius cheered, egged on by James no-doubt. Lily merely shook her head.
"I really should be looking for someone," Remus interrupted their cheers, looking around expectantly at the crowd of those having just died such as himself.
Sirius grinned as he pointed out a pink-haired woman hurrying in their direction to James. The two whispered a few words back and forth before turning their mischievous looks to Remus.
Tonks had reached Remus's side and he'd been sharing with her the good news that Harry had defeated Voldemort. She took relief in that, knowing then that her and her husband's deaths were not in vain. Their conversation was cut short as Remus overheard his nickname.
"Aha, so I see Moony has outdone us in the end," James started up.
Sirius continued, "Bloody git. Had to get in the last laugh on us, clearly."
Turning to his friends warily, he asked, "... Do I even want to know what you're talking about?"
"Moony, isn't it obvious? Let's see here, I've got my wife..." he put an arm around Lily, "Sirius had you as a boyfriend and...well lookie here- what's this? This vision with pink hair, who could she be?"
James said it with all the staged bravado and dramatics that Remus recalled him often using to feign sick and get out of class during their Hogwarts days. Of course, that only meant that Sirius would be in on the joke within a second's time. He didn't disappoint and piped in right on cue.
"Why Prongs, I do believe this lovely lady has a wedding ring on!"
Remus gave Tonks a look, hoping to convey with his eyes as much of "my friends are bloody mental" and "I am so sorry they are dragging you into one of their lunatic jokes" as he could.
"Oh could it be- yes, it could! Moony has a wife and a boyfriend in death," James said with a gasp.
Sirius shook his head, casually throwing an arm around James's shoulders, "Let's face it Prongs, we have lost to the seductive ways of chocolate. Remus Lupin has out pimped us all."
Sighing, and knowing that by now he should expect such behavior, Remus replied, "You're both mental."
"Awww, but you love us anyways," Sirius said, pressing a quick kiss to Remus's cheek.
James cleared his throat, "So, introductions oh Pimp-Master Lupin?"
"Better just go along with it..." Remus told himself, turning to his wife, "This is Nymphadora Tonks. Please call her Tonks. Tonks, these are my insane friends and Lily Potter. Please ignore everything you've just heard because clearly dying via drapery and hanging out with such drapery-killed people makes one lose all sense of logic."
Tonks suppressed a laugh as her cousin leaned over to her and whispered, "He's just shy, Tonks. You know...because he's such a pimp."
"The Pimp-Master, Padfoot. Get it right!" James corrected him.
"...are they always like this?" Tonks asked.
Lily shook her head as she watched Remus's vain attempts to stop James and Sirius from continuing.
"Don't worry. You'll get used to it."
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